-I thrive on all that is random.
-People say, “Caroline, how do you put that kind of outfit together and still pull it off? I wish I could.” Well let me inform you all…I just grab random items from my wardrobe, I put them on, and think, “Would my father find this outfit weird? Would I like the flow of color if it were on my walls? Can I run in it? Would it be made complete with a cup of coffee in hand? Would this look stylish if I were on a moped or in a Jag?” If yes is the answer to all of the questions then there is my outfit. And if the answer to all of those is no, well…I usually still wear it. And I don’t ever know if I can actually pull it off. I usually just leave the apartment pretending I can (a.k.a. Fake the Funk). And even if I can’t…weird stares are always fun.
-Stretching feels good.
-Socks with shorts is what I like wearing. It accentuates the leg muscles. Sometimes…
-I strongly admire the man, or woman, that created lawn gnomes.
-I can’t call you my friend unless you’re willing to dance in public.
-I here a beat, I dance.
-Sometimes I walk down the street as if I had paparazzi following me.
-“Dunkin Donuts…Dunkin Donuts…Dunkin Donuts…Dunkin Donuts” = my thoughts
-I like to eat my feelings. But not like most girls do. Instead I eat a lot when I’m happy, not sad. I eat happy foods like candy and pickles. Sometimes it’s not healthy. But at least I’m happy.
-Random nicknames are how I remember people. And make them feel weird. “Hi my name is Paige.” “Nice to meet you Chapter 1.”
-I feel sorry for whoever marries me. If anyone wants to marry me. If not I’ll hangout with my grandma.
-I have a secret desire to be on SNL.
-I love being organized and care free. How does this work? Good question.
-I have been given the gift of burping.
-When I do something stupid or fun or typical, I talk in third person.
-Time is money. But I’m broke, and I need time.
-When I see “abstract” paintings being sold for $250 I think that I could easily pay off my college loans.
-I have a strong belief that all college professors have formed an alliance. They plot against us using their evil forces to prevent us from having a social life.
-Save trees. Eat fries.
-I don’t like bagels without cream cheese because it reminds me of speaking in a monotone voice.
-I try to be like Amanda Bynes sometimes. Or alltimes.
-I don’t depict words and languages using greek or latin. Instead I have my own method. For example, the time of day known as twilight is called twilight because there is a twi’ bit of ‘light. What? Yea.
-When in a public place I always wonder how many people in that place just farted.
-“I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.”
-Hippie status is the best kind of status.
-The strong hand is omnipresent at UNC Charlotte.
-I posted this blog instead of writing a sociology paper.
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